Angry Samoans

War Is Declared!

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The Angry Samoans celebrate Carrie Gold's birthday. Hey, where's Gregg?

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REALLY REALLY OLD/NEW STUFF: 40 YEARS AND COUNTING... STILL COUNTING... TIME

Deadly As A Gun! (MP3)

Metal Mike demo immortalizes Gregg Turner's Golden Gun, July 1978,
2 Megabytes of rich MONO goodness straight from the Metal Man's Sony cassette!

100% Fake Samoans may strike again at a club near you!

"ALL PHONY, ALL THE TIME!"
"And remember, folks... watch out for flying chairs!"

See the LATEST booking info and touring schedules at Covert Booking


Can't get enough stupd? Deconstruct this, baby!
"...the Angry Samoans are a postmodern shitstorm from hell."

"Parasites Like Me: The Angry Samoans Deepest Secret " - Chris Ziegler

And a pertinent and most astute assessment from an industry insider: "The Samoans are assholes and they're proud of it."
- Bob Merlis, Warner Bros. Records - What's Up America @ 6:27.


In the beginning... -- let there be VOM! pig

"I read Bonze's version, I read Gregg's version, and then... I ATE THEM!"

Fallout from the family tree: Auld l'Anxiety and Mooseheart Faith.

Puzzling evidence from the Center for Revisionist Angry Samoan History...



LYRIC SHEETS Genuine scans of historically authentic lyric sheets!

-- Are You A Square -- Carson Girls -- Get Off The Air -- Hot Cars -- I'm A Pig -- I'm In Love With Your Mom -- Inside My Brain -- Lights Out -- My Old Man's A Fatso -- Not Of This Earth -- Right Side Of My Mind -- The Todd Killings -- Too Animalistic -- You Stupid Asshole --

... and a few suspicious reconstructions ... Death of Beewak -- Gas Chamber -- HOMO-SEXUAL -- High On Drugs -- Staring at the Sun -- Steak Knife --


Angry Samoans TODAY

Do the Angry Samoans still exist? Well, sort of--which is the same status as always.

The Samoans have been gigging again since Spring 1996. In 2007 they did a whirlwind tour of Germany... California towns covered include Gilman St./Berekeley, San Francisco, Santa Cruz, Petaluma, Sacramento, Sonoma, Gilroy, Davis, San Jose, San Diego, Corona/Riverside County, and San Joaquin Valley towns Manteca, Oakhurst, and Sonora.

The present lineup of the Samoans:

The current set list, September 2007:

     ELECTROCUTE YOUR COCK
     RIGHT SIDE OF MY MIND
     GIMME SOPOR
     GAS CHAMBER
     -------------------------------
     LITTLE BLACK EGG
     BBC
     I'M IN LOVE WITH YOUR MOM
     HOT CARS
     THE TODD KILLINGS
     ---------------------------------
     HELP (damned verson) 
     TIME TO FUCK
        (mike switches to drums)
     TEQUILA/KNOWLEDGE (dance contest)
     NOT OF THIS EARTH
     YOU STUPID ASSHOLE
     SLAVE TO MY DICK
        (bill back to drums)
     STEAK KNIFE
     LIGHTS OUT
     YOU STUPID JERK
     HOMO-SEXUAL
     PSYCH-OUT 129
     CARSON GIRLS
     INSIDE MY BRAIN
     BABY ONE MORE TIME (30 sec only)
     TIME HAS COME TODAY (short) / into
        HAIZMAN'S BRAIN IS CALLING (short)
     BALLAD OF JERRY CURLAN
     THEY SAVED HITLER'S COCK
     GET OFF THE AIR
     WASTED / NERVOUS BREAKDOWN
     MY OLD MAN'S A FATSO
     ---------------end of basic set------------
     I'M A PIG (bill vocals / mike drums)


SO THAT'S WHAT THEY'VE DONE LATELY, WHAT ABOUT THE FIRST 40 GIGS?


Metal Mike's 100% Utterly Official Scrapbook

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"People talk, I can't understand a word they say"



The Only Totally Official, Wholly Expurgated Angry Samoans Home Page on the Web.

Updated 8/26/13, 5/20/18

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